Ezy Ryder

Pros And Cons Of Hitch Hiking

It's A Miracle

Miraculous you call it babe
You ain't seen nothing yet
They've got Pepsi in the Andes
Mcdonalds in Tibet
Yosemite's been turned into
A golf course for the Japs
The Dead Sea is alive with rap
Between the Tigris and Euphrates
There's a leisure centre now
They've got all kinds of sports
They've got Bermuda shorts
The had sex in Pennsylvania
A Brazilian grew a tree
A doctor in Manhattan
Saved a dying man for free
It's a miracle
Another miracle
By the grace of God Almighty
And pressures of marketplace
The human race has civilized itself
It's a miracle
We've got a warehouse of butter
We've got oceans of wine
We've got famine when we need it
Got a designer crime
We've got Mercedes
We've got Porsche
Ferrari and Rolls Royce
We've got a choice
She said meet me
In the Garden of Gethsemane my dear
The Lord said Peter I can see
Your house from here
An honest man
Finally reaped what he had sown
And farmer in Ohio has just repaid a loan
It's a miracle
Another miracle
By the grace of God Almighty
And pressures of marketplace
The human race has civilized itself
It's a miracle
We cower in our shelters
With our hands over our ears
Lloyd-Webber's awful stuff
Runs for years and years and years
An earthquake hits the theatre
But the operetta lingers
Then the piano lids comes down
And break his fucking fingers
It's a miracle

Three Wishes

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Reached back for the bottle
And rubbed against the lamp
Genie came out
smiling
Like some Eastern tramp
He said hey boy what's happening
What is going on
You can have three wishes
If you don't take too
long
I said well
I wish they all were happy on the Lebanon
Wish
somebody'd help me write this song
I wish when I was young
My old
man
had not been gone
Genie said consider it done
There's something
in the
air
And you don't know what it is
You see someone through a
window
Who you've just learned to miss
And the road leads on to glory
but
You've used up your last wish
Your last wish
And you want her to
come home
Genie said I'm sorry
But that's the way it goes
Where
the
hell's lamp sucker
It's time for me to go
Bye
There's
something in
the air
And you don't know what it is
You see someone
through a window
Who you've just learned to miss
And the road leads on
to glory but
You've used up your last wish
Your last wish
And you
want her to
come home